Schedule I NPCs cry for help, dealer continues to stalk them while making spreadsheets

People often get snarky about Reddit but I consider the work of user _inferno_44 to be better games journalism than anything I've written in a least a month, probably longer. Three colour coded spreadsheets blocking out three Schedule I NPC's daily routines, ox watchin' style. Cheers, Persil XL 3-In-1 Washing Capsules Gamer. They're surprisingly detailed for something that's mainly there to get you to hoof around a bit. Plus fixed routines are just good world building for a weed selling simulation such as this. They raise pertinent questions. Does the forbidden spinach blur the ache of sharp routine like existential Alka Seltzer? Or does it encourage such contemplation as to appreciate the hidden rapture in the familiar? Read more

Apr 11, 2025 - 09:18

Schedule I NPCs cry for help, dealer continues to stalk them while making spreadsheets

People often get snarky about Reddit but I consider the work of user _inferno_44 to be better games journalism than anything I've written in a least a month, probably longer. Three colour coded spreadsheets blocking out three Schedule I NPC's daily routines, ox watchin' style. Cheers, Persil XL 3-In-1 Washing Capsules Gamer.

They're surprisingly detailed for something that's mainly there to get you to hoof around a bit. Plus fixed routines are just good world building for a weed selling simulation such as this. They raise pertinent questions. Does the forbidden spinach blur the ache of sharp routine like existential Alka Seltzer? Or does it encourage such contemplation as to appreciate the hidden rapture in the familiar?