You're Not a Programmer Until...

I originally posted this post on my blog. These days, I found a post claiming you're not a senior software engineer until you work on a legacy app. It made me think when we can call ourselves programmers. Mmmm? So, you're not a programmer until: You write a to-do app or a recipe catalog You google how to become a better coder You have an interview with a clueless recruiter You copy and paste a code block from StackOverflow You take down a database server with a bad written query You read the Clean Code and want to rewrite all code around you You debug using Console.WriteLine or console.log or printf statements You get a PM asking you how you're doing more than once a day You google your error message and find an open GitHub issue You delete a database table with a DELETE without WHERE You argue about a variable name during a code review You write a class Person or Shape when learning OOP You code a calculator app using JavaScript You work on a full rewrite of a legacy app You google how to center a div I asked some of my friends and ex-coworkers to complete that sentence. And here's what they told me. You're not a programmer until... You write your first "Hello, world" program You stay awake until 3AM solving a coding issue You're fixing an issue, it works and you don't know why Your code works on your machine, but not in Production You get a compilation error on line 123 on a 40-line code file You deploy a hotfix to Production at 17:55 (and you clock out at 18:00) What would you add to the list? When did you know you were a programmer? Leave your comment! Join my email list and get a 2-minute email with curated resources about programming and software engineering every Friday. Don't miss out next Friday email.

Mar 24, 2025 - 06:22
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You're Not a Programmer Until...

I originally posted this post on my blog.

These days, I found a post claiming you're not a senior software engineer until you work on a legacy app.

It made me think when we can call ourselves programmers. Mmmm?

So, you're not a programmer until:

  1. You write a to-do app or a recipe catalog
  2. You google how to become a better coder
  3. You have an interview with a clueless recruiter
  4. You copy and paste a code block from StackOverflow
  5. You take down a database server with a bad written query
  6. You read the Clean Code and want to rewrite all code around you
  7. You debug using Console.WriteLine or console.log or printf statements
  8. You get a PM asking you how you're doing more than once a day
  9. You google your error message and find an open GitHub issue
  10. You delete a database table with a DELETE without WHERE
  11. You argue about a variable name during a code review
  12. You write a class Person or Shape when learning OOP
  13. You code a calculator app using JavaScript
  14. You work on a full rewrite of a legacy app
  15. You google how to center a div

I asked some of my friends and ex-coworkers to complete that sentence. And here's what they told me.

You're not a programmer until...

  1. You write your first "Hello, world" program
  2. You stay awake until 3AM solving a coding issue
  3. You're fixing an issue, it works and you don't know why
  4. Your code works on your machine, but not in Production
  5. You get a compilation error on line 123 on a 40-line code file
  6. You deploy a hotfix to Production at 17:55 (and you clock out at 18:00)

What would you add to the list? When did you know you were a programmer? Leave your comment!

Join my email list and get a 2-minute email with curated resources about programming and software engineering every Friday. Don't miss out next Friday email.