Merge Me If You Can — The Art of the Pull Request Ego

“It’s not about catching bugs. It’s about catching egos slipping.” — Probably You Welcome to the wild world of pull request reviews — where the true game isn’t fixing code, it’s flexing on your teammates until they question their entire existence. Let’s be real: collaboration is great and all, but have you ever felt the power of a perfectly vague "Hmm..." dropped on a Friday afternoon? Let’s break down the sacred rituals that make up the Art of the PR Ego — your guide to dominating reviews while contributing as little actual code as possible.

Apr 8, 2025 - 21:30
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Merge Me If You Can — The Art of the Pull Request Ego

“It’s not about catching bugs. It’s about catching egos slipping.”

— Probably You

Welcome to the wild world of pull request reviews — where the true game isn’t fixing code, it’s flexing on your teammates until they question their entire existence. Let’s be real: collaboration is great and all, but have you ever felt the power of a perfectly vague "Hmm..." dropped on a Friday afternoon?

Let’s break down the sacred rituals that make up the Art of the PR Ego — your guide to dominating reviews while contributing as little actual code as possible.